You know you are pregnant when:-Everyone looks at your belly instead of your face
-Things you used to pride yourself in you now suddenly suck at...for example the other day I was asked to bake a cake for a birthday (I normally just take cupcakes orders but here and there I will do a cake) and it took me three tries and a trip to the store to get more ingredients. The first one fell apart, the second one was just right and then I dropped it on the floor. I sat on the floor, amidst the chocolate mess and sobbed. It was 1am and I felt sick and tired and, well, obviously hormonal and pregnant. An awesome sight, really. Luckily I have an amazing husband and he practically made the whole 3rd cake for me. Then I got a great tip from the gal that ordered the cake, which I am not quite sure it made it worth it, but it helped:)
-You don't seem to talk as eloquently as you used to.
-You think you crave something so you make your husband go out and get it and when he returns and you take one whiff you want nothing to do with it anymore.
-You wake up constantly in the night because your baby thinks that night time is party time.
-You make sure you know where all the public bathrooms are if you are running errands all day.
-You throw back tums and milk like your life depends on it (freakin' heartburn)
-You have the most bizarre dreams....I had one the other night where I dreamt that my baby's foot busted right out of my abdomen and it was all bloody and skeleton like....creepy.
-You watch those birthing videos and want to cry, scream and laugh all at the same time.
-You wonder if your back pain will ever go away.
-It grosses you out when you are finally big enough that your boobs can just rest on top of your expanding belly...super hot.
- You think your girls can't get any bigger and then the next thing you know you are a double D...also super hot...but only according to your husband ;)
-You hate all the uncomfortable stuff that comes along with being pregnant, but you can't help but love the little one you are growing with all you have.
I just want her OUT so that I can hold her and tell her that in person. 9 more weeks...why does that seem like such a long time??
